for hours, i was searching for the article on ten signs of an incoming zombie apocalypse (just to make things more interesting). however, after not having found anything, i decided to make my own.
more left4dead addiction.
TEN SIGNS OF AN IMPENDING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
1. rabies will become a big thing in the news, with lots of cases with similar symptoms.
2. you hear weird moaning sounds from nowhere, and you are curious enough to find out about it.
3. you hear news of an incoming rescue in a few days, when you do not really have an idea of what is going on.
4. roads and floors have large craters, like someone (or something) pulled them off.
5. some life forms begin jumping from rooftop to rooftop
6. something pink and gooey sticks in your window.
7. the malls have less and less people, as well as the hospitals (no, this is not the effect of the economic breakdown!)
8. some sick people become exaggeratedly obese and start spewing green stuff.
9. there are some eerie instances where you feel like you are the only human being in a certain place
10. and most important of all, high-powered weapons and unlimited ammo are scattered around
AND THE SIGNS THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REALLY REALLY ADDICTED TO LEFT4DEAD
1. like a paranoid, you stare on top of buildings for seemingly no reason at all
2. in dark, isolated places, you check out every room and make sure that there is no moving object at all.
3. you are afraid that hunters might come out of nowhere and pounce at you.
4. you search the floor for weapons and ammo.
5. you are updated of the latest biological viruses
6. painkillers are a must for you.
7. you prefer to go in groups during night time...
8. and pass by in silence.
9. you feel safe and secure in rooms with medicine boxes.
10. you are posting things like these.
LEFT4DEAD ACTION, anyone?
... and anything you can add in this list?
enjoy.
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